Missy Crider
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A Boy Called Hate
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smokingsides
Two scenes with 1 drag and exhale in each and one lighting up. All were very dark and not very well filmed. |
Seclusion
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smokingsides
One fairly lengthy scene with a joint in this straight-to-DVD release, featuring a lot of holding, a few inhales, and at least one thick, well-lit exhale that seems to go on forever. |
Stand-Ins
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This one you should not miss. Here's the set-up: A group of six stand-ins/look-alikes for 30s movie stars (including the 4 smokers listed above, who play the stand-ins for Marlene Dietrich, Jean Harlow, Bette Davis, and Greta Garbo respectively) rent a bar for a day to celebrate the birthday of one of them. Whereupon, of course, for the next 90 minutes they proceed to talk, drink, and smoke up a storm. Hardly a smoke-free scene in the whole movie, with Marlene and Bette -- er, Missy and Jordan --particular standouts in terms of quality and quantity, although all four have their moments. Lots of gloves, lots of red lipstick, Sammi uses a holder, and all, of course, smoke unfiltered. |
Until the Night
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smokingsides
Lots of smoking all through this one, which seems to be set in an alternate-universe L.A. in which everyone smokes all the time, and wherever they please. Crider has several scenes, with a few drags/inhales and one lovely, very slow French inhale, although most of her exhales are invisible and there's a lot of jerky camera movement and poor framing. She also holds a cig in her teeth once, making an alluring and then a goofy face before she drags and moves off camera. Lassez has only two scenes but they're much better in quality. In the first, she and a guy at a restaurant are demonstrating and comparing smoking skills for the edification of a young Asian woman at the table. Lassez demonstrates hers -- and they're excellent, a very sexy drag/inhale/ exhale sequence -- then during the subsequent discussion she discourses on the necessity of inhaling. The Asian woman then takes the guy's cig and says 'let me try,' but the scene cuts away, unfortunately. In Lassez's second scene she gets a light and then directs an exhale toward the ceiling while topless. Robertson's character is rather prim and seems to dislike smoking -- twice she pulls a cig out of a friend's mouth while he's lighting it and tosses it away -- but later in the film, in a scene with perfect outdoors-at-night backlighting, a guy places a cig between her lips, and she drags, inhales, and exhales, then dangles briefly before the scene cuts away. |
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